Soothe Criminal

Soothe Criminal – The Sensitive Skin Soap That Doesn’t Mess About 

Handmade in Yorkshire | For Skin That’s Had Enough of the Drama 

Got skin that throws a tantrum at the drop of a hat? Redness, dryness, flare-ups for no reason? Don’t worry, love – Soothe Criminal is here to sort it out. Handmade right here in Yorkshire, this ultra-gentle natural soap bar is like a cuppa and a cuddle for your skin.

Made with a skin-loving blend of Shea Butter, Avocado Oil, Coconut Oil and Vitamin E, it’s a proper nourishing number. Add in Bentonite Clay to draw out the muck, Rosemary Extract to calm things down, and a tiny whisper of English Lavender for that “ahhh” moment — and you’ve got yourself a bar that soothes your skin and your soul.

Whether you’re dealing with eczema, psoriasis, sensitive baby skin, or just looking for a soap that won’t kick off a reaction — this one’s for you.

Why Soothe Criminal is a right good choice:

✔ Handmade in small batches in Yorkshire – straight from my kitchen to your bathroom

✔ Packed with gentle, natural ingredients your sensitive skin will love

✔ Perfect for mums, babies, eczema-prone bods, and grumpy skin days

✔ No parabens, SLS, SLES, palm oil or synthetic nonsense – just the good stuff

✔ Wrapped in eco-friendly plantable seeded paper – yep, plant it and grow wildflowers!

✔ Vegan, cruelty-free and 100% plastic-free

This bar isn’t just soap. It’s a skincare upgrade. A zero-waste little treat. A peace offering for your elbows. And a soft, soothing sigh for skin that’s been through it.

Naturally Soapy – Handmade Natural Skincare from Yorkshire for Real People with Real Skin